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“There’s a Parliament Buildings just outside Mataura,” the buoyant soon-to-be-Deputy-PM-for-a-few-days told WWNews. “And someone didn’t check Google Maps properly. There’ll be ructions, I can tell you.” Meanwhile, Mr Seymour is working on a new bill aimed at raising the eligibility age for NZ Super to 93, backdated to 1986. “The refunds will help fund essential things like the America’s Cup challenge and tax relief for impoverished property developers,” he explained....

As everyone in the world is now aware, the Deputy PM In Waiting and Minister of Symbolically Futile Gestures, David Seymour, finally got to introduce his Who’s In Charge, C’Mon Really, Work It Out bill into Parliament.  Seymour has already pointed out most people have misconstrued the actual translation of Te Tiriti and last week in the House proclaimed his bill would usher in a new error in race relations...

ACT party leader and deputy PM in waiting David Seymour is confident his Treaty Principles Bill will be passed by Parliament unanimously “very soon”, according to someone with no connection to ACT, Parliament, Mr Seymour or – frankly – reality. Mr Seymour has said in the past that his party does not regard Te Tiriti o Waitangi – the Treaty of Waitangi – as a partnership between Māori and the...